Thigs a teacher doesn't like to hear:

Miss Scott, your underpants don't match your outfit.

Look what my hair can do when I use glue!

I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore . . .

Miss Scott, he said I'm almost fatter than you!

I could think of a few more, but I'd rather escape these four walls and the little voices still ringing inside of them . . . I'll be back in a few hours to do it all again.